You and I in a little toy shop
I bought your games and a new Xbox
We play till the break of dawn
Now suddenly something’s wrong
Microsoft just stick to software
Your not cut out to make hardware
Now I sit and wonder why
I bought something that will just die
Microsoft Red Ring of Doom
Don’t play it for more than a day, it’ll die
They keep telling the consumer, we’re getting this game
Oh great, another rumour
Listen good now, this is law
If your 360 happens to fall
It will sound like a chainsaw,
Killing the disk once and for all
Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard it before
Microsoft gives you more
Add more on, it’ll still be phony
They just wish they were more like Sony
Come and listen to all our lies
We’re just trying to avoid demise
Friends will laugh when your console dies
So when it does don’t be surprised
CNN and NBC especially NSMBC
Are Microsoft companies
Of course they always agree
360s own PS3s
Atleast that’s what they make the public to believe
Microsoft, you play a dirty game
Don’t you have any fucking shame?
I have had a 360
And it got the RROD
No more Xbox I turned PS3
I had it for months, it still amazes me
Remote connection, free online play
Reliable system, what more can I say?
Sure you guys have Gears of War
And…Maybe, uh…Halo if it’s cool anymore
BUT
We’ve got Lair and Heavenly Sword
Little Big Planet and MGS4
Sure we now share DMC
But suck my dick we’re getting God of War 3
Killzone, Resistance and Motorstorm
R O C T O D will own
Warhark, Uncharted and NGS
The 360 is left with shit!